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Morrissey Gets a Job by Brian Brooks (1999)

I recently had an experience at Top Man where I was embarrassed when two females wanted me to come out of the changing room and show off my digs. Perhaps this 30 second clip (starts at 1 minute 35 seconds) can explain why I didn’t. 

You can’t twerk with us.

WHEN I SEE ALL THESE GRADUATION STATUS UPDATES

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, I’m moving to Mars where there’s a lot more penis. — Ex-girlfriend

When an engineer finishes something earlier than expected, I’m like